Imagine trying to teach a lesson and your student raises her hand and says, "I gotta use it." I am already somewhat annoyed that my lesson is being interrupted especially when behavior management starts to go to you know where when students' attention turns from me to someone else.
I ask, "Use what?"
"I gotta use it."
"Use what?" I ask again, further annoyed.
"Use IT!" My student reiterates.
Further confused, I mumble something and turn back to my lesson... whoops.
Delta-ism #1: I gotta use it = Can I go to the bathroom?
Delta-ism #2: I nee a PAN-cell/ PAN-cer = I need pencil.
Delta-ism #3: Es-kurz me = Excuse me.
Delta-ism #4: Ma'am? = Could you repeat what you just said?
And as if it isn't enough to try and navigate the accent and word-usage, we also have to remember how to pronounce names that I have decided were created specifically to look like one thing while sounding like something exactly the opposite. Try teaching a lesson, managing a classroom and pronouncing these names at the same time. Here are just a few examples:
Syh'lence = Silence (seriously. no, seriously)
Am Unique = This is one of the most popular names in our school...
Chakaviante = Sha kay vee on tay
Zakwon = Zay kwon
Zimarion = Zy mare ee on
Exzarius = exactly like its spelled, but still
Ja'marqavius = Ja mark ay vee us
Urhyness = Your highness
And my personal favorite La - yia = La dash ia
Miss Claiborn
(This is a compilation of names I have heard and names I have come across. Luckily we usually don't have all of these in one class. It would be like our own personal tongue twister.)
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